The Internets

There are so, sooo many great things that get caught in the internets these days.  Sometimes I know where I’m looking.  And I struggle for hours to try to get there but I can’t quite find it.  The thing that I was looking for.  Let’s be fancy.  It’s, this thing, off in the ether.  The ether bunny that hops and hops across the desktops.  But always just out beyond the reach.  Don’t search google images for porn.  It’s a waste of your time.  The bunny’s tail is white and fluffy.  You’d think that the whiteness would make it tough to find but it actually helps a little.  The tail swishes left and right and up and down.  You can tell the color of a bunnies nose, even if you never did get to see its nose, by the color of its anus.  If a porn site is taking an excessive amount of time to upload and you start seeing pop-up advertising just unplug the internets cable.  Chances are someone on the other end is using a virus to watch you masturbate.  When the puffy cottontail moves it crosses the brown fur of the bunny.  That’s how you know you’re on the right track.  It’s always there, hopping off in the distance.  I’ll tell you the truth.  I get bored chasing the bunny.  Sometimes in coffee shops.  That’s when I look for a place to rub one out.  The bathroom is Out of the Question!  Too obvious.  You’d be surprised how many places there are in starbucks that you can rub one out.  Thanks to standard design and architecture practices it’s easy to tell people about it over the phone.  Chasing that bunny.  They’re beautiful, the little things that get caught in internets.